Man With Largest Penis: Jonah Falcon Frisked At Airport
When Jonah Falcon attempted to go through security at San Francisco International Airport he was clearly packing a weapon of mass destruction. However, the only thing the 41 year old was concealing was his very well endowment.
As Falcon attempted to get through the airport security, he claims a younger security guard seemed to be at angst over his "very noticeable" penis and translated it as a threat of biological proportions. He was then extensively searched by TSA officials.
"I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said according to the Huffington Post. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
After the less than ideal debacle, Falcon had the following to say in response to the penile pat down:
"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not," said Falcon also according to the Huffington Post.
Falcon first gained attention in 1999 when he appeared in an HBO Documentary titled "Private Dicks: Men Exposed." In the film men were interviewed in the buff about their penises. He also gained more attention when he appeared in a featurette in Rolling Stone magazine. Falcon is currently in the Guiness book of records for largest penis at 12 inches.
This goes out to all you guys out there: be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it. Just saying!
