Emo Didn't Die, It Just Took A Nap: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RELEASED A NEW SONG.

We hope you know that it took all of our strength not to capslock that entire headline. My Chemical Romance, the emo-est of all emo bands, is officially, truly back. Go get the black eyeliner.

22 Men Who Are Better Singers Than Jesse McCartney - Yes, Barstool Baited Us Again, But That List Was Just Stupid

Barstool has once again posted an egregiously errouneous list, this one of the "Top 10 Male Power Singers Of All Time," and we have about 22 bones to pick with them putting Jesse McCartney at #3.