It's Thursday, most anticipatory day of the week...'cause you know, the weekend is almost here, but not yet. And here's your Enstars Rundown for the day.

New England Patriots quarterback (and possible future Mr. Ex-Gisele Bundchen) Tom Brady got some good news today.

British journalist (and noted blowhard) Piers Morgan says Hilary Clinton's chances of being president of the United States are donezo. In a long winding tirade posted on the British tabloid's Daily Mail website, Morgan (whose talk show on CNN failed, forcing him to return back across the pond with his tail between his legs) argues that Clinton's email scandal (which only people who weren't going to vote for her anyway really care about) will prevent voters from elected her.

Star Wars will be lining up at midnight tonight for Force Friday...which isn't for a new movie release but instead for the first sales of Star Wars: The Force Awakens toys.

Alabama's Governor, Robert Bentley, is getting a divorce -- or rather his wife of 50 years is filing for divorce -- and could be because he was having an affair with a staffer.

Listen to This: Actor Elijah Wood is on the Nerdist podcast to promote his new horror comedy movie Cooties and talks about being a child actor, the rumors of a Goonies reboot, and his love of horror movies.

The Democratic Republic of Congo has the horrific distinction of being known as the "rape capital of the world." It's almost directly the result of the fact that the country has been in a near a constant state of violent unrest since the mid-90s. And you'd think the current government of the central African country would want to do something about that, right? Instead they're banning a documentary profiling Congolese surgeon Denis Mukwege, who has treated thousands of women raped during the conflict.

A Peoria, Ill. man, who was arrested and was the subject of police raid on his home because he ran a fake Twitter account of the town's mayor, just settled a lawsuit with the city for $125,000.

Read This: The Mighty has this amazing story about a dad who started a nonprofit that recycles used crayons from family restaurants into new ones and donates them to hospitals for sick kids.

If you thought California moms not vaccinating their kids and bringing up whooping cough was bad, in Ukraine it's brought back Polio. Of course, the reason for the lack of vaccinations is because of the chaos caused by the region's recent conflicts...and not because they think vaccines cause Autism.

Tesla Motors, the high end electric car company, has finally started finalizing the rollout of its affordable Model 3 Sedan. With a price tag of $35,000, it could move Tesla into the mainstream. Although customer are going to have wait awhile. The unveiling won't be until March (when they'll also start taking preorders) and production won't begin until 2017.

Underage teens who take naked selfies and send them to others are now being charge with adult sex crime, because reasons.

Watch This: The bonkers trailer for the Cannes Festival hit The Lobster dropped today. The absurdist comedy start Colin Farrell has a man who attends a retreat to find love...and will punish him if he can't by turning him into an animal.

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Piers Morgan, Tom Brady, Star wars, Twitter, Tesla