Have you ever wondered what Downton Abbey would look like as a basic American cable show?

In case you did, the folks over at Saturday Night Live gave the British period drama the Spike TV treatment, and it's actually brilliant.

The parody describes the show as "a bunch of honkeys who live in a church -- or maybe a museum -- either way, they don't got WiFi," screams the voiceover. "There's a MILF and a dad, and they've got three daughters named 'Hot,' 'Way Hot' and...'The Other One.' And they all hang out with this old lady that looks like a chicken."

Watch the full skit here: