I have zero plans this Halloween, and that's just how I like it. I don't have a costume, I don't have a party to go to (besides, all my celebrating will be done the weekend before) and that's perfectly fine by me.

As a result, I'm probably going to be spending the night at home, with my pets, watching Halloweentown and binging on Kit Kats. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Except by the time any kids actually ring my doorbell and demand candy, I probably would've already eaten all of mine and won't have any to share. Unless I decide to be the worst Halloween troll EVER and do this very, very mean trick.

UK journalist Mark Sparrow suggested handing kids brussel sprouts dipped in chocolate for the ultimate way to destroy the Halloween spirit.

This man is lucky he lives across the pond, because this kind of tomfoolery doesn't fly in America. But seriously, if you want to guarantee waking up to a TP-ed and egged house, this is how to do it. Also, don't be surprised if someone tries to poison your turkey for Thanksgiving.

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