Okay, FIRST OF ALL: The Disney Smash or Pass trend on TikTok isn't gross. If you have an issue with people saying they find Disney characters attractive - FOR A GAME, MIND YOU - then just don't play. Not ALL of us could have late sexual awakenings; SOME of us realized we were bi when we were five years old watching Mulan. (It's not my fault both she and Shang can get it and that I have always had excellent taste.)

Also, don't be so weird about the fact that some of them are animals. Nick Wilde may be a fox, but he's an anthropomorphized fox with major BDE. (And voiced by Jason Bateman. Come on. That's not fair.)

If you're not familiar with the trend, here's how it works: TikTok users use a filter that puts a picture of a random Disney character over their head every time they reset it. For each new character, they have to answer one simple question: Would you smash - do sexual things with - this character, or would you pass on the opportunity entirely?

Honestly, if you're playing this game, I salute you, because it's honestly very revealing about your sexual tastes and preferences. Way to be secure with yourself, my guy.

Here are some of our favorite Disney Smash or Pass videos.

@themmefatale_ I will not be elaboating on my decisions :)#smashorpass #fyp #disney ♬ original sound - Mycah

First of all, ThemmeFatale is one of the most fire names I have ever seen on Tiktok. They also explain the concept of the game better than that description I gave above. (Also, openly admitting you want to smash Ursula, despite the fact that she never came up, is such a power move.)

@perfectlykelsey_ I need to go see a therapist now, thanks TT. #smashorpass #disney ♬ original sound - Perfectly Kelsey

KELSEY. IT'S OKAY. FREE YOURSELF. Don't be so self-conscious - yes, obviously you don't wanna say Smash to a minor, so just say pass babe. Your enthusiasm clearly indicates that you're into it. It's okay. We would all smash Esmerelda. (Bing Bong is another story, but hey, you do you!)

@mar.tinaz No comment #fyp #smashorpass ♬ original sound - Martina Malavasi

I absolutely love her energy in the intro - also, her accent is incredible. She's also so lucky because she somehow got Milo AND Kida from Atlantis (because basically everyone from that movie, except Mole, can get it. It's almost like it would be the perfect candidate for a live-action remake...)

@niamhadkins This is RIGGED AND IMPURE #smashorpass ♬ original sound - Niamh Adkins

Her pure joy when Jim from Treasure Planet comes up first is so relatable. Also, her giggle is infectious. And every time she says smash and swears the next one will be a pass, it gets a little funnier.

@iamfunnykeez I’m just doing the trend man #fypシ #foryoupage #foryou #viral #smashorpass ♬ original sound - Kesean Harris

This guy gets it. He's openminded. He'd smash that shark - but wait, only if it's a girl shark. (Hey, not everyone doing this trend can be queer!) Also, his reaction to Duchess is priceless. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Thomas O'Malley said when he saw her in The Aristocats.

@niamhadkins Reply to @cathhhhhhhhhhhhhh can anyone identify the mystery man? #smashorpass ♬ original sound - Niamh Adkins

SHE'S BACK! With that adorable giggle again. It STILL keeps getting funnier every time she swears she'll pass on the next one, even in the second video.

(Also, I second her question: Why are some of these characters randomly like, weird costumed versions and not just the cartoon themselves??)

@itsmenicksmithy2 I’m joking ♬ original sound - Nick Smithyman

Nick here is a chameleon. How does he do that with his voice?1 He vascillates between regular dood and 90's valley girl in point two seconds. Someone get him a voice acting gig ASAP.

@janikon_ This felt wrong call me Eric #fyp #forfun #smashorpass ♬ The Disney Logo Theme When You Wish Upon A Star (From "Disney") - Geek Music

I love the people on this trend that go "This feels wrong" and then proceed to be so helplessly enthusiastic about the trend that they can't even help themselves.

Prince Phillip is a deep cut, but I'm with this guy. He's a reliable, handsome smash.

@a.bbyoliva Sorry @kikosdreamworld #smashorpass #disney ♬ original sound - Abby Oliva

I'm sorry, is this the real-life Audrey from Atlantis?! (Respectfully, miss, can I play smash or pass with you?) I also love her open admission at the beginning that she IS the character Anger from Inside Out. More fuel to the fire that she could, in fact, play Audrey.

@_shekindafunny Smash Or Pass and excuse my slob #fyp #foryou ♬ original sound - Shekindafunny️

Featuring such excellent quotes as "Nemo bouta swim all up in this p****y" (don't worry, it's a picture of Marlin) and "What?! A threesome?! Okay!

Tags
Disney, Inside Out, Mulan