VH1's newest Love and Hip Hop franchise is all about the west coast. Love and Hip Hop Hollywood revolves around the lives of Soulja Boy, Omarion and his girlfriend Apryl, Lil' Fizz, Teairra Mari and many more. During the reunion(s) of Love and Hip Hop ATL, just after Stevie and Joseline went on their violent rampage against members of the cast (cough: #ThiandZ), the promo for Mona's California import aired.

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In an effort to give fans an exclusive look as to what to expect this season, VH1 decided to release the entire first episode of the kickoff season. The hour-long episode comprised of a whole bunch of arguing, crying and anger (mostly between Ray J and Teairra), which is a great formula for consistent high ratings. Sad but true.

To stay informed, as most media professionals are required to, our Enstars Exclusives team watched the first episode online. With all of the drama that went down, we decided to share the first things that popped up in our minds during the first 12 minutes of the explosive premiere.

DISCLAIMER: All thoughts are in good fun and meant to shade no one, Twitter Thugs.

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Here are a few of our initial thoughts:

1. Teairra Mari is very pretty.

2. Teairra Mari is also very angry and violent. Who knew?

3. Soulja Boy loves relationships, but doesn't like to "cut-off girls?" Welp, at least he fits in with most 23-year-old men these days.

4. Whoever that girl is has on a huge necklace. It looks painful.

5. Great, more drink throwing.

6. "Why you so mad that I look so good?"...Ummm, ok.

7. Baby mama drama suckssss. Dang, Omarion.

8. Yung Berg... Is that YOU? Oh, he might have been one of the "and many others" mentioned in the initial press release.

9. Would anybody else be a tad bit scared if someone referred to themselves as "yo' b*tch" while talking about a pending exclusive relationship?

10. Lil' Fizz had BARS back in the day, though. MAD BARS. #B2KForever

11. "It ain't all fair in Love and Hip Hop?
I think, as all of these cities have shown, it's pretty safe to say there is no real love in hip hop...

12. Teairra would be taking selfies in her very. first .scene.

13. Teairra got dropped from the Roc and then they got RiRi. True story.

14. Hazel-E is a publicist turned rapper. Okayyyyy...

15. Women just wear bathing suits without actual clothing, and walk around like that in LA?

16. Who knew that Teairra and Ray J were actually together that long?

17. Better yet, WHO KNEW SHE HAD A TATTOO OF HIS NAME?

18. Whoever owns the house Teairra is baby-sitting has great taste. Do you see that pool?

19. Is it just me, or do I feel like I'm watching a really long hip hop video?

20. Morgan Hardman has a deep voice and a very cute son.

21. Ray J is definitely the black sheep at this point. Most definitely.

22. **Fast forwards through "brand party" scene**

23. But wait, Ray J added Teairra to the guest list, after not talking for 8 months? M-e-s-s-y.

24. Omarion looks so different with a beard. Not necessarily worse, but different.

25. Apryl is going to be the comedic relief this season.

26. Aaaand 'mama O' is going to be a problem.

That was just the first two segments; it only gets crazier from there. Watch for yourselves before the actual VH1 premiere on Sept. 15 at 8/7c.

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Love and hip hop, Love and Hip Hop Hollywood