According to Tom Schwartz, Stassi Schroeder is "half prude/half dimwit."

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After hearing that Schroeder, a longtime best friend of his girlfriend Katie Maloney, recently dissed him, the Vanderpump Rules star took to his blog, where he shared his true feelings about the reality show villain.

"Stassi called me half weasel/half vagina. Well let me take a moment to tell you how she divides: half prude/half dimwit," Schwartz wrote in last week's Bravo blog. "She's got one flavor and that's vanilla. It's a good flavor, but it gets old fast. She keeps preaching about how much her life has changed and it has, on the surface. She has new clothes and a new boyfriend and a new apartment, but inside she's still the same one-dimensional drama queen."

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In the past, Schwartz and Schroeder have been somewhat close. Since Schroeder has been friends with Maloney for years, and even lived with her briefly in 2014, the pair have spent a lot of time with one another. However, after it was revealed Schwartz had kissed another woman, Schroeder took a stance against him. She even demanded that Maloney ban him from seeing Jax Taylor.

Schwartz, on the other hand, believes it is Schroeder who needs to make some life changes.

"Change should start from the inside out. She wants to be in the style industry and she can imitate other styles, even look pretty damn good doing it, but true style comes from within," he explained. "I like to refer to her as a reverse geode. It's an apt description of her. Burn."

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