It seems like Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' can't talk - or write - her way out of this one. Because of her role on "The Real Housewives of New York City," de Lesseps' life is always on display and because she was caught telling one "white lie," her younger beau of 18 months, Jacques Azoulay, suspects the worst: that she cheated on him with a Johnny Depp look-alike during a St. Barts vacation with her fellow housewives.