The Real Housewives of New York City headed out to the Hamptons recently, where they were surrounded by great parties, fantastic food, and or course, fireworks - mostly of their own making.

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There were an insane number of battles sparking between the ladies during their trip. According to Wednesday's Hitfix, there was Aviva Drescher vs. Kristen Taekman in the Battle of the Googly-Eyed Toy. Run down: Kristen compared a toy with googly eyes to Ramona Singer. Aviva thought Kristen's behavior was just plain evil. Then Aviva warned her not to stick her nose where it don't belong. "Shut the f--- up!" she told Kristen.

Kristen then got a googly-eyed response from Ramona at another glam shindig when she told her that she should have told Heather Thomson she was boycotting her anniversary party.

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Then there was the Battle of The Burlesque Show, featuring (surprise!) Ramona vs. Sonja Morgan.

BFF Sonja Morgan actually got the quick-tongued drama queen Ramona to zip it. Sonja left Ramona speechless after Ramona insulted her not-so-good "cabaret-meets-soft burlesque" show. You would have thought Ramona would have her bestie's back regardless of what she really thought about the lame dame (yet mildly entertaining) performance. But once Ramona knocked it, Morgan lost her ever loving mind.

"I have fabulous parties to go to tonight where people appreciate me, who I've known just as long if not longer than you, who think I'm talented," Morgan ranted according to Tuesday's People.

For once, Singer was left speechless.

"I'm sorry, I should have zipped it," she apologized.

Morgan wasn't even trying to eat her friend's humble pie.

"You couldn't handle a day in my life, Singer. Not one day. You would fall apart. And you don't have a lawsuit, you don't have a divorce, you don't have a custody battle, you're not a single mother," she lashed back. "I'm keeping my s--- together, and I need you to be a friend and not make those kind of negative comments, because you should know better than anyone in this room."

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Finally we have Aviva vs. Carole Radziwill in the ongoing Battle of Bookgate. To rehash this old literary war, Carole still hates Aviva for questioning her literary prowess when Aviva asked if Carole hired a ghostwriter.

"Suddenly, I was having to defend my 20-year writing career," Carole said in an earlier episode according to an earlier Enstars report. "Did she just question my credibility and career?" Carole is the author of What Remains.

What will remain of these ladies hell bent on destroying each other? More fireworks...? Sounds like just another episode of Real Housewives of New York City.

Catch the next episode, Unforgiveable Debt, on The Real Housewives of New York City airing next Tuesday, April 29 at 9pm on Bravo.

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